flipphones:

the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down

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fakeyouout:

“money doesn’t buy happiness”

let me test this hypothesis

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ricksanscrotum:

every year i think ive changed for the better but honestly its just a different type of weird and annoying

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officialunitedstates:

doctonwho:

officialunitedstates:

hi! sciency side of tumblr here.  I bet none of you knew this but salt is sodium chloride.  stay tuned for more mind blowing science

I knew that

no you didnt

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itsthefbiandfriends:

idris—the—tardis:

I have trust issues because of Grant Ward and Tom Keen.

I think I’ll just go ahead and hate them both for being such little-hmhmmhmm’s

"you dying bruh"

webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

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whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous

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do demons not have anything better to do than possess young white girls

No

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