plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via s-bou)

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

(via gilescandy)


alton-brown-is-senpai asked: HI LETS FREAK OUT ABOUT ALTON BROWN TOGETHER

IM FREAKING NOW. *flaps hands*


That sexy ass mofo

lives two hours from me and I’d still havent met him
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME

I need a car.
Im going to steal a car

I’m going to get caught stealing a car and i will totally say ” I NEED TO SPEAK WITH ALTON BROWN, sorry for committing GTA…i just need this”

i need it

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newlywedundertaker:

I was SO into Alton Brown during his “Good Eats” hayday, but I’m watching “Cutthroat Kitchen” at C’s grandmothers and I’m so disappointed in him.

yes i understand also. except im more disappointed at the world because i didnt think he could get sexier even when he had his pot belly and baby face

now i get upset every time i see him because i cant imagine a world where he has facial hair and sexy tailored suits. fuck the world, and fuck him too. HE WASNT SUPPOSE TO GET SEXIER

cant a girl just have

alton brown IN HER PANTS

gawd