Reblogged on Monday with 46280 notes

@I had to stop looking at Alton Brown`s Facebook pictures because I just got really upset at how attractive he is to me and that he can’t replicate himself for single, intelligent, hilarious, and awesome women that won’t settle for less than him. Which is just so depressing because no one is like Mr Brown. Fml

spookyuries:

i swear to god there are few things on this planet that relax me more than the sound of alton brown’s voice

dampwitch:

goodsister—badsister:

candiestewart:

how i think i look when i take a selfie

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how i really look

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peterrrcapaldi:

when someone casually mentions the thing ur obsessed with

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Being drunk

whatshouldwecallme:

When it’s me:

When it’s someone else:

Lucy Liu Eyeroll

foodnetwork-fandom:

alienpapacy:

there are 19 seasons of diners drive-ins and dives, roughly 2.533 seasons per year

this is a piece of information i didn’t need and don’t know what to do with now that i have it

Reblogged on Sunday with 54 notes

I just want to wake up next to you, but you’re waking up to someone else