plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue
Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
lives two hours from me and I’d still havent met him
WTF IS WRONG WITH ME
I need a car.
Im going to steal a car
I’m going to get caught stealing a car and i will totally say ” I NEED TO SPEAK WITH ALTON BROWN, sorry for committing GTA…i just need this”
i need it
I was SO into Alton Brown during his “Good Eats” hayday, but I’m watching “Cutthroat Kitchen” at C’s grandmothers and I’m so disappointed in him.
yes i understand also. except im more disappointed at the world because i didnt think he could get sexier even when he had his pot belly and baby face
now i get upset every time i see him because i cant imagine a world where he has facial hair and sexy tailored suits. fuck the world, and fuck him too. HE WASNT SUPPOSE TO GET SEXIER