well Johnny just got into a car accident
some sixty year old toothless backwater hick (do i sound bitter?)
was coming onto the highway off a side road, johnny was going down the highway, therefore he has the right away, the toothlesshobo just pulled out infront of him, meanwhile johnny is slamming on brakes and laying on his horn and switches two lanes jsut to avoid hitting him AND HOBO WAS STILL HEADING FOR HIM 
hobo cross 3 lanes of traffic just to make sure he got hit by johnny..and then started bitching about his bumper through his gums and johnny was like “haha…no.” and the cop waslike “haha. no.” Luckily he is unharmed.
in selfish news: today was the worst day at work i have had to date. They made me choose between changing my statement of a accident at work involving a coworker…or i lose my job. i had to choose money over loyalty. i dot know if i can sleep really. the manager said their decision was decided before i even wrote my statement..but i want to know it was necessary for me to change it.
two rules:Kepp your mouth shut and never rat on your friends.
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